Explore my writing skills, share my service year experiences, encourage someone and have fun, avoiding to tell the same story a million times ;-)
Monday, September 28, 2015
Community Development Services
Saturday, September 26, 2015
A New Name
Friday, September 25, 2015
My Food Escapades
- Kwakel or Bibal: Made from giant beans, ground beniseed and palm oil. It tastes as though the palm oil was just poured in the half done beans and mixed together. Irrespective f how it tastes it appears to be a well celebrated food here. It is ceremonial. The one occasion had tasted it was at my students’ graduation service. Did I just say taste? I really ate. I begged my fellow Corp Members to help me. I inspired them to have adventure with a brand new and of cause strange diet but all to no avail. I was left to finish what I brought home. I might not demand it another time and when next I’m offered, I’ll just take a little quantity but I’m glad I had a little breakaway from the regular menus I’m used to.
- Achan (Hungry Rice): This is a very interesting one. I also had this at a special event. I learnt it cost twice as much as the imported rice and about seven times that of the local rice. It is most definitely a luxury diet. I learnt it is high in protein and highly sought after diet for diabetes patients. Interestingly, an indigene said the prices rose almost all of a sudden when it became very popular. She said it used to be really cheap and.
- Kunu: I see this all of the time back in Ibadan however I have never had a taste. However, it seems what they have here is slightly different. It isn’t as thick. My first encounter was in the NCCF Family House in a neighboring Local Government. It took me two hours to finish a cup of Kunu. I vowed never to take it again. But just a few days after, my neighbour (fondly called Grandma) made another one. I was reluctant and eventually convicted by a colleague who had a similar experience as mine. He vowed never to taste it again but he said Gradma’s own is way better than any other he has ever tasted. To cut the long story short, I can take a whole bottle now.
- Kuskus: This is unlike the kuskus you might be familiar with. It is made from the maize residue after squeezing out the part meant for pap. It is then poured in a sauce of many wonderful things-pepper, tomatoes, crayfish and many more. I didn’t have too much, just about a table spoon full. However, my courage to dare a strange diet should be worth including it my many many escapades.
Thursday, September 24, 2015
The Thoughts of Staying Back
Monday, August 24, 2015
I Sincerely Hope I Won't Cry
Saturday, August 22, 2015
It has Been really Exciting
Thursday, August 20, 2015
How Many More Days To Go?
Sunday, July 5, 2015
My Country, My God and My Service
Many years ago, In 1954 precisely, God ministered to Pa S G Elton, a British missionary to Ilesha and he prophesied that "One day, Nigerian Government will pay youths to preach in every nook and cranny of the country." No one knew for sure how this would come to be. But barely 20 years after, there was civil war and there came a need for reconciliation afterward. By God's design when the war ended the government instituted NYSC. They claimed it's for national integration, but God intended it for a bigger purpose.
How on earth could educated men be sent to remote places with practically no need for such expertise like theirs? This brings to mind several people in the bible whose secular training was a foundation for heaven's assignment. Paul, Luke, Daniel, Shedrach, Meshach, Abed-Nego among others fall into this class. Their secular training was instrumental to their ministerial success. As much as we say God empties us and fills us afresh, He only empties us of the things He did not orchestrate. God often begins His training long before we become aware.
Paul, who was once Saul the Pharisee is one man to consider; equipped to be one of the greatest of his time, learnt under the greatest faculties and was very close to attaining his dream height when suddenly he found purpose. We might say his past and future has no correlation but on close observation we see his knowledge of the law, reputation and influence, handicraft (tent making) and Roman citizenship were all useful for ministry. Who we are and where we have been is all part of God's training for what He'll have us do.
Luke the doctor, has one of the most detailed gospels with very interesting descriptions and expressions. His wealth of experience in careful research and record keeping is palpable in his account of Jesus' gospel. Sometimes, our pen is the most potent weapon for the moment. All we need do a times is to take records and zoom in on what people call normal and find the treasures. It takes one whose mind has been trained to execute such a feat.
Scriptures say Daniel and his companions had knowledge of science, skilful in wisdom and had courtesy. (Dan 1:4) However, we skip that and jump to where they did exploits and surpassed all the other wise men including indigenes of Babylon. Their secular or permit me to say university training gave them the opportunity to be considered first of all; it gave them audience; it gave them a chance. They needed all that to penetrate into the place where they will execute their assignment proper.
This year is an opportunity to reach people. The NYSC gives us a platform. People respect the uniform, the knowledge, the experience and give listening ears to us. All that we have gathered might just be what is needed to penetrate the places God would have us be this period. That is why it is so easy to take advantage of those we meet during service- when me misuse our influence. But how best can we use this opportunity?
First, we need to find God. These men possessed skills but didn't maximise destiny to they found God. Many are confused in what path to follow in life despite their array of skills and qualifications. Many have been through so much, have learnt a lot but haven't found use for such experience. Many people have influence but have reduced such tremendous gift of human resources to monetary profit alone. An encounter with God puts our entire life into perspective. God commands order into the chaos in our lives. He sorts out our skills and abilities and efficiently deploys them for a more expedient purpose.
Next, we need to be diligent in the place of our primary assignment. Only few people will serve God by doing exclusive ministry. More people will serve God as they serve the nation. It is interesting to note that Pa Elton, through whom the prophesy emerged, reached people by interacting with them in their own domain. He reached students as he went from school to school, pouring out from his treasury. We sometimes neglect NYSC and hope that opportunities will come to serve God from the blues. But NYSC is a platform on which the gospel can and should bride. While we serve, we find opportunities. We can meet people in their domain and be a blessing.
Next, while you are serving, find one soul and make a disciple; pour out from your treasury and nourish the hungry souls; ignite many more souls with that fire you have caught from the altar. Evangelism has an elder brother. Evangelism drops the gospel as it passes by. But Jesus urges us to make disciples. Discipleship lights the fire sits with it and fans the flames till it can burn on its own. Discipleship teaches people the grace of our Lord, immerses them in the love of God, introduces them to the fellowship of the spirit and teaches them to observe all that God commands.
NCCF is one of the platforms where this can be achieved. It is a fellowship where youths are ignited and deployed; where skill and professionalism is channelled for the gospel's sake. NCCF is a training platform to equip us and refuel us in the course of the service year. We gather to receive strength and encourage one another. When the meetings are over, we march to our PPAs with purpose, passion and a message.
Being a part of NCCF alone is not enough, it's like eating and eating without using the energy, it accumulates as fat and make us obese and consequently more lazy. Serving in our PPA's alone is not enough. It's like being spent without being refilled. It's like flying an empty cargo plane. But being part of NCCF, serving faithfully in your PPA's and reaching out for the souls of men, women and children is indeed the compete service.
Shalom!
Saturday, July 4, 2015
Face your Fears, then your Feelings
Many times we seek motivation for the activities we are meant to do. We seek for a sign; we desire to know if it would be worth it at all. We want to know how much profit we would make of we embarked on a trade. But honestly, these are answers we can only get along the way. Though we may make estimations and very close predictions, no prediction has been totally accurate so far. Stick with me as I share an interesting lesson learnt by observing fellow corps members participating in the NYSC Scheme, especially those we are done and have now become a reservoir of experience.
Shortly, after the orientation camp, which may probably be the most exciting part of the service year, people are posted to different nooks and cranny of each state. More often than not, we meet with disappointments. The tales we heard missed a lot of details. The pictures we see had nothing in correlation with reality. Most people who didn't cry when traveling far away from home will do so when they arrive at places far from civilisation. And I guess everyone who cried will cry again. In the must of all this, corpers who have been through this phase begin to offer words of consolation. They tell tales of how they cried more than we are doing and how they were even more afraid and yet, here they are.
Here is my point, they started the same way we did - afraid, perplexed and worried. But they felt much better after getting both feet in. We seek consolation now, but those from whom we seek it got theirs when they got in. All your plans may have been rubbished because the variable of environment has changed. But nonetheless, you can still make a great a service year. Put the equations back on the sheet and substitute for new variables. Most of the answers you seek lie within the hallway. All the encouragement you seek and all the possible profit lies along the pathYou just have to get in first. You could make a great piece with your feelings before and after the experience.
As much as we have to learn from other's experiences, our custom made lessons can only be found within our own experience. Only the naive will think that he can get all he needs before the first step. That would be a great delusion. Our fine details and furnishing materials can only come when we have resolved to deep both feet in.
Get in first, then make a book out of your experience.
Friday, July 3, 2015
Forced to be Together, Forced to Depart
The passing out of 2014 Batch B corp members meets with several reactions. There were many sighs, many tears, final words and last hugs. Suddenly, accommodations have become more scanty, CDS has lost many great contributors. NCCF is painfully sending people off. Even the weather knows something just happened. It's just sombre over here. The sun is morning and hiding. The cloud is heavy with years. Reality has dawned: there are actually people that we might never ever see again. All we have left are memories of each other; the blockbuster words of wisdom and your mobile contact probably.
Meanwhile, 11 months ago, it was a struggle to make us stay. Especially on the Plateau and in the north generally, it took a lot of persuasion to make people stay. They were made to stay mostly against their will. And those who decided to stay needed much encouragement and consolation. And finally, they obliged. They decided and resolved to bear with everything that happens within the year. Made friends, made money, served and loved. And just about when it was getting most interesting, they're forced to leave again.
I say forced because when you get a serious letter (certificate) signed by two powerful people and an indirect threat of 'no more monthly allowance,' common sense tells you it's time to move. It's time to continue life where you left off a year ago or have an entirely new start.
It was awesome getting to know you all:
Meticulous Garrulous Michael, strike while the iron is still hot.
Tremendous Contagious Timothy, make sure you look into it.
Motherly Chef Mirian, make sure you make that Kunu for your governor
Efficient Dr Abiola, heal the world
Hilarious Jonny Femi, if the navy doesn't appreciate you, start your army
Handsome Minister ThankGod, when you go release album o
Cute Wunmi, stay pretty and keep the fire burning
Firm Wunmi, start disciplined and don't break anyone's bones
Daddy Uncle Bayo, teach those kids to love God too
Unperturbed Emmanuel, you no fit kill yourself jare
Daring Adaptable David, you have a superb definition of service: being one of them
Insightful Laolu, you have lots of reorientation to do in this country
Smiley Ijeoma, I hope people don't misinterpret your smile
Reserved Mercy, break your shell, the world is your playground
Unruffled Ibeinmo, that's how you no invite me for lunch through out
Stealthy Faith, detective or intelligence job won't be bad
Industrious Rachael, flash me when you announce your company's IPO
Personally, I'll miss you all. I hope we meet again. But better still I pray we become great and successful people who bring a great deal of positive influence wherever we find ourselves.
Meanwhile, it's barely 98 days till I get my quit notice from NYSC. See you later, need to put things in order...
Thursday, May 21, 2015
Happy 200 Days to 2014 Batch C
It feels just like yesterday (that must have been a very long night though), when we marched to camps from all over the nation. For 200 days, we have become become friends to those we never knew. We have pitched a tent in a place we never imagined to call home. Some of us have probably eaten foods we wouldn't have had access to on a normal day. Some of us have never been away from home this long. Who would ever imagine 200 days has done by?
Just like a friend predicted, it would be really hard making an entry into my diary everyday. I knew I would miss a few days but I never envisaged that they would be so much. This is a special shout out to those who keep at something for so long. Bloggers, friends that send daily broadcasts, and people who constantly share inspiring stuff everyday without missing one out. It's not like they have nothing else to do. They usually do, but they have made a commitment to being consistent. That is a rare commodity. There is always an excuse for being consistent, however, consistency itself is the ability to remain consistent in spite of the excuses.
These 200 days remind me that, we have come a long way. We have fewer days that we have spent already. This, for one, is good news. However, it also sends chills down my spine. I don't want to recall the very big resolutions and promises I made at the beginning. It makes me feel guilty. But taking a cue from a popular preacher by the name Bill Britton, "if I had my way, I would not return to the past. The opportunity to start over cannot outweigh the things I have learnt." No matter how much we love to go back to the past and make corrections, there are things that we have added-knowledge, friends, lessons, experiemces- that isn't worth loosing. I will rather move on with hope.
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Unnecessary Things that Might Be Useful: NYSC 2015 Batch A
What Business Do You Do
- DJ's go with your laptop. You don't want to regret your decision when you hear 'wack' music from the OBS (that's the Camp Radio) knowing you can do better.
- Makeup artistes, go along with some of your things. Camp features several activities like Miss NYSC competition, Drama, Dance etc. Your services would be useful in one or more of these. You may also earn a little income.
- Footballers, go with your boots. You might have a bad mood when you buy a new boot knowing you could have brought one from home
- Beauty queens, do not forget to go with your beauty. It could earn you some fame, a good posting or a nice gift. and definitely a lot of attention. You may come with a gown for the pageant (hoping you will qualify). Renting a gown can make you incur extra cost. unfortunately, you might not get a perfect fit.
- Artistes that can draw and paint, you might also get to add a few thousands to your alawee by offering your services to those who'll need it. Some want their portraits. If you can design on shirts, know that people are willing to pay 200 naira for just making their clothe look nice with their name colourfully written.
- Musicians, you can go with your sound track. You may be lucky at the talent hunt or get airplay on OBS Radio
Things You Need: NYSC 2015 Batch B
2. Notification of Result from your School (Original and Photocopies). If you have your original certificate, the statement of result is not necessary. Again, do not forget to make photocopies.
3. Passport Photograph (Take as many copy as you can but you will only need a few). If you haven't snapped yet, insist on red background. This delayed a few of people while i was registering.
4. Your original call-up letter (This will be taken and not returned to you, take photocopies along too)
Personal Needs
- Toiletries (Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Bath soap, Sponge, Toilet Paper, Towel, Shower Caps, flip-flops)
- Laundry Stuff (Detergent, Bar Soap, Bleach, Disinfectants, Buckets & Bailer, hangers, clips)
- Cosmetics (Cream, Lotion, Combs, Sprays, Perfumes, Hair needs, makeup, mosquito repellant)
- Bedding (Bed sheets, cover clothes, mosquito nets, pillow, Eye pads for sleeping & ear plugs for those who can't sleep with the lights on or with noise)
- White T-shirts
- White Shorts
- Whites tennis shoes
- White socks
- Underwear (white is better so it doesn't show through your white clothes)
- Torch lights
- Feeding needs (Food flasks, cups, drinking flasks, cutlery. Forks and knifes are not allowed and would be seized if found)
- Padlocks and keys
- Waist pouch
- Handkerchiefs/face towels/Kleenex
- First aid Items (Allergy drugs, purging pills, anti-malaria etc. Usually the clinic would be ready to cater for most of these needs for free)
- Camera & batteries. You don't want to miss the awesome moments
- Writing pads and stationary (Pen, Glue sticks & stapler etc). These would be necessary for speed during registration and you wouldn't have to be at the mercy of anyone.
- Novels/Books/Music Players (Anything that can keep you from being bored.)
- Surge protectors / extensions (extensions were seized in my camp, though mine wasnt. You might not be that lucky. Get an adaptor to be on a safer side.)
- Cash (This would be necessary to get the items that would be too clumsy bringing along, meals you probably don't like or would miss)
- Modesty
Wednesday, March 18, 2015
Nothing is Wasted
You are ushered into the new day by the crow of the cocks. As you begin your chores, you don't have to worry where to dispose your waste and leftovers. When cleaning out your kitchen, nothing is wasted. Left over grains will serve a breakfast for the flock of birds. Yam peels and vegetable stalk will feed the goats. The bones will feed the dogs while the pigs will take care of the rest. Nothing is wasted.
On the streets, the same rules almost apply. The roads aren't very busy, so to often find animals roaming and cleaning up the community. The animals have gotten used to the roads being not so busy. So they react strangely when a vehicle appears. Some of them get too startled to escape and are overrun by the vehicles. This time, men themselves do the clean up. They pick up the dying or dead animal as the case may be. Some end up in the market and some at home. however they choose to cleanup, nothing is wasted, even animal carcass.
Now I'm back home and planning breakfast. Then I remember that a neighbour offered us 'kuunu' a day before. This is one of the most fantastic drinks humanity has to offer. There's virtually no ingredient absent and almost no nutrient is missing. Since this great drink have no preservatives, they don't last more than a few days. Actually it's not that the drink evaporates, it only changes taste and smell. However there's another drink of choice-burukutu. You may modernize the name and call it BKT. Though I will never find sufficient reasons to take it, some need no reason at all. Just make it available and the rest is settled. While I am lamenting the fermentation of the graceful kuunu, some are rejoicing abut it's transformation to kuunu. Nothing is wasted, even expired kuunu can be served as BKT.
After, settling breakfast. I remember I need to do some cleaning. Pieces of paper, nylons, matchsticks, dried leaves have littered the vicinity. After much hesitation, summon courage to clean up, and behold there's nothing! Who helped with the clean up? There's no body around but I can see my neighbour's breakfast on fire. They don't fancy the 'kerosine' lifestyle we corpers are living. They cook with firewood and improvised tripod. Just before the firewood is ignited, they need materials that can burn easily. Nothing is wasted. All our waste served as fuel. I don't have to clean, they don't have to buy kerosine. It's a win-win.
If you're too tush, close your eyes on this one. Sometimes getting water could be real work. Having to climb down the hill and back up with a bucket or two isn't an instinctive thought. We conserve water alot. Sometimes after washing, we gather the waste water together. Just like I said, nothing is wasted. This water could help do a remarkable work in flushing the toilet. And if need arises for more water, we can take from our highly esteemed reservoir of clean water. Nothing, even waste water, is wasted.
I look forward to a time where nothing in it's real sense will be wasted. Sometimes we are literarily burning under the hot sun. If truly all waste would be put to use, there should be a way to channel the immerse heat from the sun to generate power. Air conditioners and refrigerators can run on this and it would be a paradise indeed. Already, there's a place where solar power is used to run a pumping machine serving a good number of indigenes. However, there's still a great deal of solar power wasting away.
Don't be offended when you pay me a visit and you see me pour leftovers just in front of my house. The self-cleaning system will be activated in a few minutes.
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
A Brand New Opportunity to Start Over
We absolutely do not have to rebuild the life that tore us apart here again. We have a privilege to make resolutions and stand by them. The truth here is no one really knows who you are. People begin to tag you only from your speech and what they see you do. No one knows that name that makes your head blow up; no one know what to say that will unleash the beast in you yet. No one knows anything until you do something; no one knows anything until you say something.
I am convinced that some of us have left really terrible lives back home. NYSC is not only an opportunity to serve Nigeria, it also serve us the opportunity to redefine our identity. This is a year for redefinition; this is a year for evaluation. We can make resolves and easily actualize them.
Truthfully, it would take us the same amount of energy and resources to continue our former or start a new life. We may decide to continue the former life of which we are not so proud or start up our dream life. You do not have to say the words that stair up memories and ignite desires. You can always talk about what you want.
You can help yourself by consciously choosing friends. Never succumb again to your weakness. This is a time to start over. Redefine who you are and change the course of your life forever.
Thursday, February 12, 2015
It's 100 Days Today
To all NYSC 2014 Batch C members, happy #100Days... May the days ahead bring better opportunities, greater joys and more secure protection.
For 2014 Batch B, who aren't counting, it's 192 days today... Enjoy!
For Batch A, its 345 days...
Have you started on those plans of yours?
Have you learnt that skill you wanted to learn?
Have you added that certificate you were determined to add?
Have you read that book?
Have you benefited your community?
Have you given your best?
Have you truly served?
Have you helped that person?
Is your integrity still intact?
Are you still a worthy ambassador of home?
Have you kept your good name?
Have you showed someone good people still exist?
How will the next 100 days be?
Will you still be yourself?
Will you still keep your hopes and promises?
Will you still pursue those opportunities?
As you celebrate, reflect
As you look forward, look back
As you run, watch your steps
As you life, remember destiny
Happy 100 days...
Wonders Shall Never End
Wonders Shall Never End
I've seen many things under the sun
Just a hundred days as a youth corp member
And I can't stop being amazed
I've seen trees grow out of a rock
Life overcome lifelessness eventually
The work of years and many tears
Eventually becoming an inspiration
I've seen beautiful skins in this scorching sun
Genuine beauty is from deep within
Weather sunny, rainy, cold or dry
Beauty keeps beaming all year round
I've seen cocks crow in the evening
It still baffles me after weeks
What ushers us into a new day there
Is what announces every hour here
I've seen people tie wrapper to school
Common for one is classy for another
Your impossibility is another's normalcy
Your preposterous is another's no-big-deal
I've seen a job-seeker living in his own house
Early diligence paying off when needed most
Being too young for life is itself a deception
Set something aside once you think about it
I've seen people from extremes become brothers
I've seen strangers fall in love in days
What we never considered may become part of us
That's the power of meeting people
I've seen the old seek favour from the young
I've heard the grey call the black 'sir'
Wherever life places us
I've seen people dislike you for doing right
Bad is the new good, strange the new normal
People get close to because they see common imperfection
And get farther when they sense higher standards
I've travelled an hour to browse the internet
I beat myself anytime I remember that
I couldnt do what I initially planned for
Right in one corner of the room lies network
I've seen a very beautiful lodge in this obscure place
I've seen bright colourful flowers on leafless tees
I've seen bright petals grow in the desert
I've seen the golden sun peep between trees
I've seen people leave their rooms to get comfort outside
The day's heat has made home repulsive
Its like the walls store up heat while we hide from the sun
Only to lavish it on us when we desire rest the most
I've seen collegues in tears when about leaving serving year
Strangers have become family; sojourners, friends
Leaving is now much harder than staying
The memory of the first fear have faded out
I've seen corpers stay behind in the most unlikely places
Won't be surprised to know some are now married
A foreign land has become home
A Critic has become chief advocate
I've seen beauty fade because of neglect
Buildings deteriorate for lack of use
Schools retrogress because of government misplaced priority
I've learnt wisdom from men who came from far
Never look over another man's head
What you need may be in his hands
Pride will make you miss wisdom from another's mouth
I've heard people say my mind much better than I would have
No one has a monopoly of ideas
If you hoard yours too long it becomes obsolete
Men would soon find a better alternative
I've seen men who defied all odds to stay
Men who's decision to stay is held by a tiny chord of faith
Not that we have all things figured out
The only thing we know is we'll be fine anyway
Those in the village are happy they're not in the city
Initially it looked like a loss, it was gain afterall
Where crowd, cost and contempt is alien
Noice, traffic and fear is far away in the city.
I've seen beauty in the must unlikely place
People I'd really like to get close to
I want to know why, and how they got here
When they look so much different from others
I've seen the scars of past hurt
I've seen the shadow of past destruction
Vacant buildings; empty compound in a one time big city
The marks the beast called hatred left behind
I've seen people in safety fear for those at war
The tales of war are simply exaggerated back home
Any news of a bombing in the north speeds up their pulse
While the little baby here sleeps without worry
I've seen people prefer local breeds to exotic ones
So I heard they prefer their own cocks to broilers
They even say it tastes better
Bad business for anyone thinking broiler
I've seen people standout in the midst of mediocres
While everyone else seeks on opportunity to cheat
There preserve integrity every opportunity they have
Never lump all men together, there is greatness among the lot
I've seen people hope for what you consider common
Someone told me He hoped to come to Lagos sometime
Lagosians want to leave the slightest chance they get
We're there because we have to
I've seen locales teach us our own art
Students here teach corpers to play snoockers
We leave behind everything we think we know from the news
And pay attention to those who know the true story
Wonders shall never end
After hundred days, I haven't being weaned from surprises
Friday, February 6, 2015
Now that We've been Paid
Now that we've been paid..
Now that we've been paid, I'm no more getting messages. All the questions people have been asking have suddenly been answered. A week ago when the payment was due and it wasn't coming, I get messages from everyone. All seem to be asking the same question: "you don see alert."
Now that we've been paid, some people are already falling in love with Jonathan. They've stopped passing their usual derogatory comments. I can imagive if the increment rumour was true, GEJ would have had a more vibrant youth followship willing to postpone their regrets and suspend their anger.
Now that we've been paid, a bottle of soft drink is no longer as expensive as it used to be a week ago. You can confidently buy a soft drink knowing that what would be left is much more than what was spent.
Now that we've been paid, all creditors are saying hello and the bills are coming top the to of the stack.Everyone seems to know we've been paid. Bad thing about being paid is you can't lie about it. The whole nation is singing the same song. Yours can't be different.
Now that we've been paid, i'm considering a good meal. Something off the regular. Something that will keep me smiling till the next windfall. Something that will probably fill up the gaps and add some flesh to these bones.
Now that we've been paid, yanga go plenty. Feathers and wings will grow. All the fever and temporary gentleness caused by 'no money' will suddenly be healed. Money answers all things, including certain psychological and behavioural inconsistencies.
Now that we've been paid, take it easy. Another one will still come. Don't treat it as a miracle. Now that we've been paid, don't sleep at the bar. Get essentials, save the rest and life goes on.
Now that We've been Paid
Now that we've been paid..
Now that we've been paid, I'm no more getting messages. All the questions people have been asking have suddenly been answered. A week ago when the payment was due and it wasn't coming, I get messages from everyone. All seem to be asking the same question: "you don see alert."
Now that we've been paid, some people are already falling in love with Jonathan. They've stopped passing their usual derogatory comments. I can imagive if the increment rumour was true, GEJ would have had a more vibrant youth followship willing to postpone their regrets and suspend their anger.
Now that we've been paid, a bottle of soft drink is no longer as expensive as it used to be a week ago. You can confidently buy a soft drink knowing that what would be left is much more than what was spent.
Now that we've been paid, all creditors are saying hello and the bills are coming top the to of the stack.Everyone seems to know we've been paid. Bad thing about being paid is you can't lie about it. The whole nation is singing the same song. Yours can't be different.
Now that we've been paid, i'm considering a good meal. Something off the regular. Something that will keep me smiling till the next windfall. Something that will probably fill up the gaps and add some flesh to these bones.
Now that we've been paid, yanga go plenty. Feathers and wings will grow. All the fever and temporary gentleness caused by 'no money' will suddenly be healed. Money answers all things, including certain psychological and behavioural inconsistencies.
Now that we've been paid, take it easy. Another one will still come. Don't treat it as a miracle. Now that we've been paid, don't sleep at the bar. Get essentials, save the rest and life goes on.
Sunday, February 1, 2015
A Corper's Cry towards 2015 Elections #VoteNotFight #NigeriaDecides
Friday, January 30, 2015
Moments When I think About Running Home
Monday, January 19, 2015
Sweaters to Birthday Suits
First, why does everyone think the entire Plateau State is Jos? Plateau is almost 9 times the size of Lagos. Its about the same same distance from Jos to Abuja as it is to my humble abode. Anyone travelling from Ibadan to Lagos and turned back to pick something halfway will probably arrive Lagos the same time as I'm dropping my bag. Provided its not on a first Friday.
I might be responsible to a large extent. I simply tell everyone I'm going to Jos. That saves me a lot of explanation. Its really hard to explain, pronounce and spell a name like Garkawa knowing fully well you'll ask "hows jos?" again in our next conversation. But when it comes to weather issues, I try to be explicit in my description. When it comes to weather, they are two worlds apart.
First few days into year was similar, cold. Even with that, Jos was extreme. I learnt Jos experienced a temperature of 9 degrees. The least we had would be 16 or a little less. I'm not sure anyone here remember what a thermometer is. Right now, I'm almost sleeping in my birthday suit while my people in jos are shutting windows and wearing sweaters. It isn't as cold but is still cold. Interestingly, there places cooler than Jos and places hotter than Mikang. Isn't God great?
I'm loving my hairstyle. I can't imagine what it would feel like if I had "the Rock shave." The sun would have made a hole in my head. I'm seriouslly considering facecaps and goggles. This is more about need than fashion.
This weather is helping me plan well. No one in his right senses wants to go in twice. Plan the whole day, take off and then retire till the sun sets.
It would be great if we had thermopiles up here. This heat is wasting.
Sunday, January 18, 2015
My Book of Genesis
I heard an interesting message by Dr Ravi Zacharias describing Genesis as the book of firsts. It sounded in a way i've never heard it before. The first man, first woman, first Family, first enemies, first sin, first pardon, first altar, first offering, first murder, first birth, first rape, first love, first betrayal, first sacrifice, first covenant etc. I feel like I'm experiencing my own Genesis here.
I've had my first official assignment at my ppa. It's so fun to be called 'sir.' There's respect from all over. We when our lecturers addressed without much regard have become people that other lecturers respect and give responsibility.
I've recieved my first local government allowance. I won't tell you the amount so you won't ask me for recharge or request for my account number out of pity. It isn't really about the amount. It was fun receiving the first. I heard we'd be left with only 200 when they begin to deduct various fees fron the next one. I hope is a rumour.
I have made my first meal. It was indomie. Not the student grade Ooo. The working class grade indomie. It was garnished with fresh pepper and sardine. Honestly, I didn't percieve any aroma until I finished eating. I don't understand what happened either, just trust me.
I have had my first cup of kunu. This doubles as my first cup of kunnu ever. It took me about 2 hours to finish it. All encouragement that it tasted great feel on deaf ears. I have never tasted anything like it. Not so true. It tasted like "omi ogi" (pap-water). That's the more reason it struggled to go down my throat. I remember in those days that we didn't let anyone know we were tasting water squeezed out of grinded corn.
I've had my first 'charger blow up.' The voltage wasnt high though. In fact it seemed that it got burnt because the voltage fluctuated between low and normal to frequently. The charger left a souvenir depression on the carpet because of the high temperature. It didn't go alone, it took my new extension socket along. RIP my charger. This charger was so long you could be connected in another house while working in your room. I miss it.
I've seen the popular dongoyaro tree. Bye bye to anti malaria. Here comes medicine for all forms of illness.
I've finished my first book here. I found it among the books of my colleague hosting me. The title, "Whatever happened to Worship" by AW Tozer. A wonderful book to start up with. So many distractions on where to start. One would naturally think, join a fellowship or preach the gospel. I almost forgot I ought to start with what I was created to do.
I've heard my first sermon here. I've listened to my first audio here. I've attended my first Bible study here. Made my first contribution.
I've taken my first stroll. Bought my first biscuit. Its a Family size "cabin." I've bought my first drink. It was so cold and refreshing. By the wat it was Sprite even though the bottle was green.
I've spoken my first Hausa sentense. Students have had their first laugh at me. I've got my first laugh too. I've made my first catch for examination malpractice. Though it was when I helped a colleague conduct a test for 300 students.
I hope to take my first picture soon. Thanks for reading.
Saturday, January 10, 2015
Silver Lining Around Dark Clouds
This happen 3 months ago back in Lagos. Don't tell my sister Ooo ;-)
I had a very short night. Just 2 hours of sleep. Woke up and began answering calls, replying messages and I needed a very good reward for my labour. So I taught of a really nice meal. That might not be the best option for you, but yam and egg will make it to my top ten count down anyday. It has been on my Forbes...
I wanted to fry egg. So I broke the egg into a bowl, added ground pepper, added salt, getting ginger and garlic spice, I sliced onions into it.
So I reached frying pan and placed it on the cooker and wanted to light the fire. I thought I should put vegetable oil before putting the cooker on. So I reached for the bottle of oil was very empty.
I was blank for a moment, then disappointed and almost angry. But an idea popped up!
So I invented a new recipe. Femza Eggies... Zero-fat, zero cholesterol, very healthy...
Step one: boil water. Make sure to use a pot large enough to contain your bowl.
Step two: lower bowl of egg mixture into boiling water. Avoid too much water that can sink your bowl and spill your egg. Don't allow actual Water to enter the bowl since it intention is to stream not boil. Cover the whole pot so that little or no steam escapes. This will help the speed of cooking.
Boil until it becomes solid
Viola.
You may serve scattered or whole.
Goes with everything you can eat with fried egg. You may also eat it alone with a cup of tea, it is quite healthy.
Enjoy your day and learn to make the best out of every moment even the most disappointing ones.
Meet My Host Community Part2
I went to the market with 2 of my colleagues. The first interesting sight is the burukutu spots. There are as many burukutu spots as there are fruit sellers. It looked cream in colour and didn't smell differently. You'd be wondering why I'm so fascinated. I've only heard about it, im seeing it for the first time.
As you can trust, food is cheap and fruits are fresh. A fried regreted buying 150 soup ingredients. As I am writing, he's not done with it. I saw some oranges, they were almost spotless. They bore the semblance of the shoprite (imported) oranges not like the ones we eat in Lagos where the oranges are like map of the world with green seas and yellow continents.
I tried out the kwulikwuli and I realised what i've been missing. Crunchy, fresh, tasty and cheap. I hope I'm forgiven if I take more than what I'm supposed to take for my lifetime.
I tried out the akara too. I bought 20 naira's worth and saw 6 blazing hot pieces. That's like a miracle. The interesting part was, the pepper they sprinkled. All these for 20 Naira? I think I'll recommend that in this cold weather. Despite the fact that it was cold and dry, I was sweating after 6 hot akaras.
I decided to go price roasted chicken laps and I heard 250. In my heart I asked.thousand or naira. I scanned the table and saw all the condiments waiting to be added as soon as the transaction is done. I concluded that, wren I want to do "be happy", I just come here.
I will definitely have a great time.
Meet My Host Community
Yesterday, I decided to go watch a fellow "corper" take his revsion class. It was quite interesting. I learnt a number of things and made some strategic changes to how I'll handle my own classes. I am excited that my own class wouldn't be the first. I wanted to have an idea of the profile of the students. Thank God I got that.
Initially, I was afraid that i'd have to translate every word into Hausa. This wouldn't have been funny because I'm still making silly mistakes like saying "good morning" in the evening. It is interesting to know that they speak well. That reminded me the people this part of the nation have the best diction for English language. No wonder Cyril Stoba is still a choice presenter on NTA network service.I love the way they pronounce their words.
I can say every preconceived idea I had about them has changed. It is a complete community bearing every feature of the so called urban community. Students using headphones, viewing centers, cyber cafés around, students do assignment and submit via email. Honestly, this would be more fun than I anticipated. I look forward into the heart of the matter.
One more thing worthy of note is their hunger and thirst for God. My colleague led a prayer and I decided to look around, all heads were bowed and eyes closed. You can hardly get that kind of hunger down south. I trust that God will help me appropriate such desire so it isn't harnessed for the wrong use. They are potential firey foxes that can set the nation ablaze
I Feel Like I'm Holding My Breadth Under Water
Welcome to the Real Service Year
Add Just One More Day to This Break
May God preserve our lives
May God preserve our youth
May God preserve our Nation